Tomorrow night the X-Treme Team will be at church. These are guys who wear coordinating outfits and smash stuff to classic Christian rock-n-roll then give an altar call. What better way to spend Ash Wednesday than sitting in the front row for this spectacle?!?
We’ll be taking Isaac and Grace. Isaac is x-tremely x-cited about going. We are thinking of putting him in his Fantastic Four Thing costume with the padded muscles. Can you imagine the ideas that are going to be put into Isaac’s little head? “I can rip the phone book in half.” “I can smash a board over my sister’s head.” I can run through that wall over there.” “I can grow a mullet.” “I want to listen to Petra’s ‘This Means War.'” He is going to be so juiced up that we’re going to have to install wrestling pads in his room to keep him from breaking stuff.