Best Names of Horses Expected to Have Undistinguished Careers

The following comes from 2007’s version of The Best American Non-Required Reading edited by Dave Eggers.  These were collected from

Average at Best

Buyer’s Remorse

Cloud of Suspicion

Colic the Wonder Horse

Daddy Drinks Because I’m Slow

Exit Strategy

Fond of Long Naps

For the Love of God Run Faster

Glued Lightening

I Have No Son

Limp to Victory

Low Expectations

Pride of Two Guys with No Business Owning a Horse

Shoulda Bought a Monkey

Slim to None

This is Your Horse on Drugs

Tripsy McStumble

Undisguised Contempt for All Things French

War Criminal


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